I really want to put together a stand-up act, so once in awhile I have ideas for it.
That online date where i wound up at a Pentecostal Church fundraiser auction.
Still not sure if that woman was speaking in tongues or trying to sell the ’67 Chevy by which she stood (As I first assumed until the <What is the word> revival? Equally loud and unintelligible. Im pretty sure they were selling the car but after the testifying I was certain she was gifted her auctioneering Talent by the same God that Got so many wallets wagging as he babbled through little Jimmy and “Rhondah with an extra h”.