I just realized my friend was done in by some sexual social engineering. The only Trojan was of the condom persuasion. The payload was a double entendre as well.
I still have yet to sew a stitch but I cannot find my dog’s harness and while my immediate inclination was to quickly crochet one I realized that would actually take a lot longer than it would in my creative estimation. So I laced him up in a pocket from my dad’s old levis and a torn strip of old satin curtain. Tonight though, I shall pop my sewing cherry on a reversible embroidered dog harness, of my own design.
I recently saw a pin on Pinterest for oven bake clay eyeballs.
I decided to try to take it a step further and make oven baked safety back doll eyeballs. I took a cookie sheet I no longer want and drilled holes in it, which are approximately the same size as the posts on the store-bought doll eyeballs I have.
I shaped my clay so that it sticks through those holes.
Here are the instructions for the regular eyeballs: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/286823069990122982/